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- THE RPSTOVAL REVIEW
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- ISSUE #3 APRIL\MAY 1991 $1.50 U.S.
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- NOTES FROM THE PUBLISHER
-
- Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
-
- Since the last issue the world has experienced causes for great
- sorrow and great happiness; The War in The Gulf. It may
- surprise those of you that knows us personally that The RPSTOVAL
- review appears to have avoided the issue of the war. The reason
- for this are quite simple: EVERYBODY has covered the war, most
- have given us the typical government censored propaganda about
- the "surgical bombing", and the atrocities committed by the other
- side. As a result of this media brain-wash speaking against the
- war is seen as a heresy committed by throw-backs from the 60's by
- most of the television intoxicated populace. When we hear of an
- Israeli building being destroyed by a S.C.U.D. missile the media
- tried to outrage us into fanatical patriotism, while they said
- nothing of the innocent women and children who were being killed
- by the coalition in Iraq. I got the impression that "it's O.K.
- to kill Arabs", and in our schools the teachers had to deal with
- the tears shed by the little innocent children who could not
- grasp a situation so severe that required ending another humans
- life. And they call this "The Aeon of The Child"?!?!
-
- The most humane form of warfare is assassination; sounds
- shocking? does this statement make me any less of a peace loving
- human being because I believe the individual should be held
- responsible for his crimes and actions instead of everyone who
- lives in the country with him? It's not like our government in
- their infinite wisdom didn't think about assassination; but
- perhaps IT felt that it would be "advantageous" to make a big
- deal of it instead.
-
- The reason I have said so very little about the war is because I
- personally am disgusted by the censorship, the propaganda, and
- the way the people have believed EVERYTHING we have been told
- about it. I am disgusted by the way the populace has justified
- killing for oil, strategic placement, and political favoritism.
-
- I realize that an argument could be made about the Thelemic
- interpretation of the war according to The Book of The Law; but I
- will not impose my assessment of our Holiest of Holies on anyone.
- This MUST be left to the student to discover for themselves. One
- must be free to search for the Truth on their own, but to NOT
- search for Truth is not only a crime against one's self, but also
- to those who come after them.
-
- Love is the law, love under will.
-
- Secundus Kerub
- Editor
-
- ***
-
- BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
-
- The following information was retrieved from an article in The
- Daily News called "Feel-good potential bars alternatives to oil,
- paper", written by David Norris. Did you know that before the
- 20th century, 80 percent of all textiles and fabrics were made
- from Hemp? Hence; the name "Canvas" comes from the word
- "Cannabis".
-
- Nowadays, we have to use more than half the world's pesticides
- so we can grow cotton instead. In 1916 the Department of
- Agriculture contrived a way to make paper from the pulpy part of
- the Marijuana plant. 70 percent of the world's paper supply was
- made from Hemp until 1883. It is estimated that an acre of Hemp
- could yield four times as much pulp as an acre of trees.
-
- Making paper from hemp would reduce the amount of chemicals
- needed in the paper manufacturing process by 85 percent. The
- magazine "Popular Science" anticipated a billion dollar Hemp
- market, but in 1937 Marijuana was criminalized. Almost one half
- of the trees in the world have been cut down since then to make
- paper.
-
- In August of 1989 e.v. businessman John Birrenbach
- requested a license to harvest wild Hemp. While Minnesota law
- allows such cultivation for commercial application, the
- Department of Agriculture denied his request adding that in
- intends "to ask for repeal of this section of law because we do
- not feel it is either necessary or in the best interest of
- agriculture". Despite of the fact that Marijuana would provide a
- new economy by allowing the American farmer to reap the benefits
- of harvesting the Hemp, or that trees are quickly becoming
- endangered species, or that the toxic material used in the cotton
- and paper industries are making our water undrinkable, the same
- politicians who used the same techniques to turn the American
- people against marijuana as Hitler applied to turn the German
- against the Jew will not allow the decriminalization of Marijuana
- simply because it has the potential of making us feel good.
-
-
- ****
-
- CHURCH AND STATE
-
- Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
-
- Should government allow congress to make decisions based upon any
- religious moral structure even if the outcome defies the basic
- freedoms guaranteed to us by the Constitution, the laws of reason
- and common sense? Can the state impose those decisions upon ALL
- of its citizens if ONE of those human beings does not embrace or
- endorse the ethical code upon which the decision was made? Those
- are the questions running through the minds of at least SOME of
- the women and men in Utah this moment.
-
- Ninety percent of Utah's Senate is made up Mormons, while the
- Mormon population in the state is seventy percent. For this
- reason the anti-abortion bill passed overwhelmingly (23 to 5 in
- admiration of the bill). Utah's Governor Norm Bangerter said
- that he would sign the bill tout de suite. The bill allows women
- to have abortions only when there is mortal danger to the mother,
- and when there is a severe deformality in the fetus. The bill
- also permits fetal termination when there has been a rape, or in
- cases of incest AS LONG AS IT IS REPORTED TO THE AUTHORITIES.
-
- Perhaps our prayers can change this apparent stumbling block into
- a blessing. Since women will have no other choice than to report
- sexual crimes such as rape and incest, possibly our judicial
- system will be forced to change their attitude towards rape
- victims. Maybe rape victims will finally get the treatment they
- deserve, instead of being treated as the reason for the crime.
-
- What do you think?
-
- Love is the law, love under will.
-
- Secundus Kerub
-
- *****
-
- ECOTIP: COMPOSTING
-
- Under normal circumstances Nature regenerates the Earth using the
- cycles of the seasons. Plants and trees get their sustenance
- from minerals and nutrients within the soil, and they return what
- they use by shedding their leaves. When the leaves rot they
- release nutrients which are absorbed back into the soil for
- future use. It is a glorious cycle; the things humans could
- learn from Nature!
-
- People in the cities like to have "pretty" gardens and lawns
- which look like golf courses, and for that reason the plant
- waste is collected before it has a chance to decompose. It is
- raked up and put into plastic bags to further choke up our
- landfills. As the years go by the plants people grow take
- nourishment from the soil but are not allowed to give anything
- back, soon the soil has become worthless, incapable of
- sustaining plant life. Now the grower must rely on commercial
- fertilizers and chemicals to keep the garden alive.
-
- I'm not suggesting people let their gardens go; there is a way
- you can have your cake and eat it too. The way that we can
- help return life to the soil is by composting. When you say
- "compost" people automatically envision a huge, smelly, piece
- of crap in the middle of the yard. This is not so.
- Composting takes place when bacteria in leaves, grass, and
- kitchen waste begin to eat the organic matter. There are
- several methods which will be covered in the next few issues,
- find the one that fits your lifestyle.
-
- Traditional Method.
-
- If you live in a house with a yard the process is very simple:
-
- 1) Start a pile of leaves, grass, and kitchen waste on level,
- well drained ground. Try to locate it in a secluded, sunny area.
- Since the pile must be 3 feet square, you may want to build a
- wooden box of those dimensions with a lid.
-
- 2) Feed it regularly. Do not put meats or fats into your
- compost bin because it will smell bad, and it might attract
- animals. A properly functioning compost bin will smell like the
- earth after a spring rain.
-
- 3) Turn it frequently, about every 3 days in the summer and
- every 10 in the winter. All the composted material can be
- collected from the bottom of the bin. Be sure to keep it moist,
- but not wet.
-
- I have designed my own compost bin from wood. Send me a S.A.S.E.
- and I will send you a schematic and materials list.
-
- ****
-
- SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL
-
- We are not the only "free" country who is subjected to
- censorship. On January 22nd, 1991 e.v., the Los Angeles Times
- reported that the BBC had requested that its 37 regional radio
- stations refrain from playing songs from a list of 67
- "questionable" hits during the Gulf Crisis. Hits like Lennon's
- "IMAGINE" and "GIVE PEACE A CHANCE. Also on their hit list were
- all time greats such as Roberta Flack's "KILLING ME SOFTLY" and
- Phil Collins "IN THE AIR TONITE".
-
- One radio station supervisor indicated that playing a song
- like IMAGINE after an air raid in Iraq would be as tacky as
- playing Louis Jordan's "Choo Choo Ch' Boggie". Vietnam was
- the most publicized war in history, the masses saw the images
- of war on their television sets daily. This brought about
- the marches and protests which ended the infamous war. Vice
- President Qualye has shamed the news-media for giving the
- anti-war demonstrators equal time, now we all we get is the
- usual pro-American propaganda that tells us no innocent
- civilians are being hurt by our constant bombing, and video
- images of direct hits which are taken from such a distance that
- we couldn't verify if civilians WERE involved.
-
- All information must be cleared by U.S. Department of Defense
- before it can air: CENSORSHIP. In the 60's people learned that
- united they could stop the world, while the government learned
- that in order to maintain support from its citizens in a war
- effort they could not bring the horrible images of war to their
- homes. We suffer from Historical Amnesia. While America
- liberates Kuwait who is liberating America?
-
- *******
-
- FOOD SECTION
- by Soror Alice
-
- EMPANADA PIE
- an Argentine dish
-
- This is a great example of Argentine cuisine. It is a
- sweet/spicy entree. This recipe will yield about six servings.
- It is a main course.
-
- You'll need:
-
- 2 deep dish pie crust shells (12 oz.)
- 1 pound ground beef (lean)
- 1 medium potato diced into 1/2" cubes
- 1 medium carrot diced into 1/2" cubes
- 1 medium white onion chopped
- 1 bunch of green onions chopped
- 2 hard boiled eggs
- 1/8 cup of raisins
- 2 heaping tbls of vegetable shortening
- 1 tsp each of salt, pepper, cumin, and sugar
- about 10 olives
- a pinch of crushed red pepper
-
- The filling: Heat the shortening in a deep pot. Slowly add meat
- and stir with a wooden spoon. When the meat is browned slowly
- add the white onion until transparent and add the diced potato
- and carrot stirring to make sure the mixture does not stick to
- the pot. Add salt, pepper, and red peppers. (Easy with the red
- pepper!) If mixture should appear dry add water and stir in.
- When the potato and carrot are almost cooked add the green onions
- and the cumin and cook till potato and carrot are soft. Allow to
- cool in the refrigerator. Once the filling has cooled put it
- into one pie crust: sprinkle the filling with the olives and the
- hard boiled egg. Cover it with the other pie crust by pinching
- it together; you might have to wet the top pie crust to make it
- pliable. Cut three or four slices on top of the pie to allow the
- vapor to escape and bake at 400 degrees until crust is golden
- brown.
-
- ******
-
- THE HORRORSCOPE
-
- We received this in the mail from a Frater Hey-How-Are-Ya. He
- wrote that although he did not know the author of this hilarious
- piece, he felt that it was perfect material for the Rpstoval
- Review...We agreed. If anybody out there knows where this
- originated, please drop us a line so that we can be sure to
- credit the author.
-
- ARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr.20)
- You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You
- are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are
- not very nice.
-
- TAURUS (Apr.21 - May 21)
- You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged
- determination and work like hell. Most people think you are
- stubborn and bull-headed. You are probably a communist.
-
- GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)
- You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because
- you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too
- little. This means you are cheap and are known for committing
- incest.
-
- CANCER (June 22 - July 23)
- You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems.
- They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off.
- That's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare
- recipients are Cancer people.
-
- LEO (July 24 - Aug. 23)
- You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy.
- Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest
- criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are known
- thieves.
-
- VIRGO (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)
- You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is
- sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and
- sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgo people make good
- bus drivers.
-
- LIBRA (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)
- You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.
- If you are a man, you are probably queer. Chances for employment
- and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra women are
- prostitutes. All Libras die of venereal disease.
-
- SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
- You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall
- achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of
- ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered.
-
- SAGITARIUS (Nov. 23 - Dec. 20)
- You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless
- tendency to rely on luck since your total lack of talent. The
- majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends. Other people
- laugh at you a great deal.
-
- CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 20)
- You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do
- much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn
- of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still too
- long as they tend to take root and become trees.
-
- AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)
- You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
- On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and
- impractical causing you to make the same mistakes over and over
- again. People think you are stupid.
-
- PISCES (Feb. 20 - Mar. 20)
- You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being
- followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your
- associates and people resent you for your flaunting of power.
- You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do
- terrible things to small animals.
-
- ******
-
- LITTLE NAPOLEON AWARD
-
- When Iraq occupied Kuwait I promised myself that The RPSTOVAL
- would not comment upon it, since you couldn't turn the channel on
- your television set without seeing News anchormen/women trying
- to boost their ratings by repeating the same news over and over
- again. Saddam did something which changed my mind.
-
- There has been heated debates as to whether or not America
- should intervene in the first place. With rising unemployment, a
- failing economy, a hopeless medical care system, the homeless,
- and an A.I.D.S. cure no-where to be found, some Americans
- couldn't justify the $1,000,000,000 per day it is costing us
- to be there. (Wouldn't it have been cheaper to spend the money
- developing an alternative fuel?)
-
- No parent wants to sacrifice their young for the oil
- companies (since most of them took advantage of the crisis in
- order to raise their prices, despite of the fact their oil did
- not come from Kuwait), nor did anyone want to fight a war so that
- Europe and Japan could enjoy cheaper oil prices. All valid
- arguments. By letting the automotive and oil companies talk us
- out of seeking, cleaner, environmentally sound fuel alternatives
- we have allowed ourselves to be taken hostage...again.
-
- Saddam Hussein declared war on the WORLD the day he blew up
- the oil refineries and released their oil into the Gulf. The
- burning oil will spew cancer causing smoke throughout the world,
- potentially darkening the skies, lowering temperatures, and
- changing weather patterns; while ocean life chokes on a
- commodity humans would rather sacrifice their children for
- than give up. "Black Rain" could become a household word. By
- creating an environmental disaster, not only has he declared
- war on today's generations, but on the next generations to
- come. He has made it so that my children may one day ask:
- "Daddy; why is the sky black?"
-
- *******
-
- BOOK REVIEW
-
- Golden Dawn Enochian Magic
- by
- Pat Zalewski
-
- Well, I always figured that if someone attempted to cram all of
- the information pertaining to Golden Dawn Enochian Magick in one
- book it would be the biggest piece of New Age crap on the
- bookstore shelves. And it might have been, if anyone else would
- have done it.
-
- Unlike previous authors who have attempted the same task, Pat
- Zalewski explains the material from a practical point of
- view, and clarifies in great detail the mechanics involved
- without the superstitious reterec which seems to follow this
- doctrine. Practically written, GOLDEN DAWN ENOCHIAN MAGICK is
- a thorough and scholarly look into a much talked about, but
- little understood subject.
-
- There is something in this book for everybody; the historian
- types will enjoy it for its in-depth historical data. The
- curious types will be pleased by the way it thoroughly explains
- the methods of use. The experience Magician will savor the text
- as an "enochian encyclopedia" to be used as a reference for many
- years.
-
- In short, anyone interested in Magick will see this book as one
- of the most valuable, informative texts available on the
- market today. If you want to understand the Enochian system;
- buy it.
-
- Reviewed by Secundus Kerub
-
- **********
-
- BOOK REVIEW
-
- "THE COMPLETE BOOK OF ASTROLOGICAL GEOMANCY"
- by Priscilla Schewi and Ralph Pestka, (Llewellyn, 1990).
-
- As my experience has taught me books containing in their title
- the word "complete" generally fail or fall short considerably.
-
- Upon reading, it proved itself worthy of it's title even if it
- did presuppose the reader would have prior knowledge and/or
- experience in either Geomancy or perhaps some form of Astrology.
-
- The complexity of this book seemed to dissolve quickly mainly due
- to the authors' use of multiple examples illustrating in detail
- the points being covered. This was helpful in addition to the
- step by step approach instituted to enable the reader to grasp
- more fully the subject material.
-
- In trying the system out I noticed the it was not so narrow as to
- disallow a fuller response to questions, in that I often found
- Myself receiving answers to follow up questions while arriving at
- the direct responses sought out initially. In other words while
- searching for an answer to my original question I discovered
- additional questions presented along with their responses
- supplied as well.
-
- (Almost the feeling of being a Guest Host on Jeopardy. Where the
- answers are all there waiting for the questions.)
-
- This is not what I would term a beginner's book but well worth
- the acquisition now for future use. Presumably during a time when
- the reader has some experience with Astrology or other types of
- predictive systems under their belts.
-
- Reviewed by Frater Hagios
-
- *******
-
- SHIT LIST
-
- The following are quotes from the "anti-choice" leaders. We have
- placed these here in hope that by exposing the way they think and
- what they stand for, you the reader, might be persuaded to donate
- some of the much needed money that Planned Parenthood needs to
- put an end to these tyrants. The donations are tax deductible,
- and should be made to:
-
- Planned Parenthood
- 810 Seventh Avenue
- New York, NY 10019
-
- "For those who say I can't impose my morality on others, I say
- just watch me."
- Joseph Schleidler
- Executive Director
- Pro-life League
-
- "I don't think Christians should use birth control. You
- consummate your marriage as often as you like and if you have
- babies, you have babies."
- Randall Terry
- Executive Director
- Operation Rescue
-
- "We are totally opposed to abortion under any circumstances. We
- are also opposed to abortifacient drugs and chemicals like the
- Pill and the IUD, and we are also opposed to all forms of birth
- control with the exception of natural family planning."
- Judie Brown
- President
- American Life League
-
- "Sex education in our public schools are promoting incest."
-
- Rev. Jimmy Swaggart
-
- "For instance, several years ago we tracked down a twelve year
- old girl who was going to have an abortion, so that we could talk
- her out of it. Talking a woman out of having an abortion is not
- news. But tracking her down by using a private detective is."
-
- Joseph Scheidler
- Executive Director
- Pro-Life Action League
-
- I don't think we should punish the criminal [a rapist] by killing
- his child".
- Dr. John Willke
- President
- National Right to Life Committee
-
- "It's very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from
- promiscuity by fear of contacting a painful, incurable disease,
- or cervical cancer, or sterility, or the likelihood of giving
- birth to a dead, blind, or brain damaged baby (even ten years
- later when she may be happily married)."
- Phyllis Schlafly
- President
- Eagle Forum
-
- "Meanwhile, let it be clear what we do: we fight contraception-
- sterilization-abortion on six continents..."
- Fr. Paul Marx
- President
- Human Life International
-
- "Resist, expose, or stop immediately every public school or group
- sex education program, no matter what it is called, or how it is
- diffused into the curriculum."
- Fr. Paul Marx
- President
- Human Life International
-
- The RPSTOVAL Review does not condone the use of abortion as a
- form of birth control. However, we recognize that the choice
- must be left up to the individual, and that no laws should be
- made based upon religious creeds or moral standards which defy
- the laws of reason or interfere with the Will of the individual.
-
- **********
-
- THE NIGHT BEFORE SOLSTICE
-
- by RB Phantom
-
- 'Twas the night before Solstice, when all through the house
- Not a creature was stirring, not even a Faust;
- The Book of The Law was Set by the chimney with care;
- In hopes The Child Horus soon would be there;
- The Initiates were nestled all snug in their beds,
- While visions of Adepts danced in their heads;
- And Nuit with her 'kerchief, and Hadit in his cap,
- Had just settled down from a long Pisces nap,
- When out of the lawn there arose such a clatter,
- I sprang from my Yoga to see what was the matter.
- When, what to my wondering eyes did appear,
- But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny Aethyrs.
- With a little young driver, so lively and quick,
- I knew it must be Ra-Hoor-Khuit; doing a trick.
- "Now Raphael! Gabriel! Michael, and Auriel!
- On Air! On Water! on Fire & Earth!
- To the top of the Void! To the top of the Veil!
- Now dash away! dash away! dash away sail!"
- And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
- The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
- As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
- Down the chimney PAN came with a bound,
- He was dressed all in fur from his torso to his foot,
- And the rest of him was sky-clad with ashes and soot;
- A bundle of talisman he had flung on his back,
- And he looked like a peddler just opening his sack.
- A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
- Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
- He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
- He laid out his Rituals; the turned with a jerk,
- And laying his finger aside of his nose,
- And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
- He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
- And away they all flew through the Veil; like a missile.
- But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
- "The LAW is for ALL, and to all a Goodnight."
-
- *******
-
- PROGRESS IS A TWO EDGED SWORD
-
- By Secundus Kerub
-
- Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
-
- To the American corporation, progress has come to mean making
- money as quickly as possible with very little expense, and still
- give people the idea that it is looking out for their better
- interest. A perfect example is the manufacturers of aerosols who
- have jumped on the environmental bandwagon and advertise ozone
- friendly sprays, despite of the fact that the CFC's were outlawed
- many years ago.
-
- As a result of this mentality we now see organizations such
- as the AMERICAN RED CROSS, who's main function is to take
- care of people, conclude that it is more cost effective to pay
- the lawsuits to hundreds of people who have contracted the
- A.I.D.S. virus from blood transfusions than to test the blood
- as it is collected.
-
- Silicon Valley and the computer is another perfect example of
- "progress". We entered the technological era with the
- promises of major electronic corporations that so many "new"
- jobs would be opened that there wouldn't be enough people to
- fill them.
-
- Bush's grin almost breaks his face as he proudly announces
- that the unemployment rate of this country is under 6.5
- percent. What he doesn't tell us is that the methods in use to
- determine the unemployment rate are no longer accurate
- indicators for the economic condition of the country for two
- reasons: 1) It does not count the homeless and 2) because
- there are 6 million Americans who work part time for part time
- pay who are only a few bucks from becoming homeless. Why
- so many? Because huge corporations are getting fat by using
- machines to do the work people used to do.
-
- Employing machines is much more cost efficient because they work
- faster, they don't complain about pay or working conditions, and
- don't require medical insurance or other benefits. Machines have
- become so common place in our society that their maintenance is
- pennies. Many of the companies that DO use humans simply take
- their manufacturing plants to other countries, where the human
- labor is as cheap as human life, where workers are afraid to
- demand health insurance or better working conditions. If we get
- off our butts we can maybe do something here, in America, but we
- will not be able to do anything in other countries.
-
- In the mean time, the education which is required to insure
- our childrens'job security in this quickly changing world of
- technology is not being met by our educational system. You may
- be thinking that because you are a computer programmer or
- technician you are immune to the economical burdens everybody
- else is living with, but you are wrong. In a world of
- computers information has no endurance because it is
- constantly being replaced by upgraded information; it is
- only a matter of time until you too are replaced and
- wondering how you are going to feed your family.
-
- The planet is being reduced to garbage by corporate greed while
- most people shrug their shoulders and say it's evolution. The
- air we breathe is being poisoned by the oil companies, and yet it
- is justified with every gallon of gasoline we purchase. Is the
- destruction of our natural resources really the price to pay for
- "progress"? or is the word nothing more than a cloak conveniently
- used to disguise the hideous monsters we have become.
-
- Love is the law, love under will.
-
- Secundus Kerub
-
- ***
-
-
- THE THELEMIC CONSUMER
-
- or
-
- 1001 THINGS YOU CAN DO TO BEAT THE SYSTEM
-
- by Frater SLQ
-
- It is evident that the American government acts not for the
- benefit of the individual, but mainly in service of commercial
- interests. In this column we will expose some of the popular
- myths upon which subservience to corporate abuse is based, and
- provide tips on what you can do to protect yourself and your
- hard-earned money from corruption and greed.
- _____________________
-
- Whoever thought of banking sure came up with a good idea. Think
- about it: "Give us your money, so we can invest it and make a
- fortune off of it, then charge you lots of service fees as well".
- Banking is a universal industry -- everyone puts in their money
- for the banks' profit, and pays for it too!
-
- The best option would be to keep and manage your money by
- yourself, but today's society is constructed in such a way that
- it would be very difficult to get along without a bank account.
- You could cash your checks at a check-cashing service, but they
- charge for each transaction. Keeping your cash at home is
- somewhat risky, although with a little care it can be done
- securely. But to pay your bills you would either have to mail
- cash (definitely risky) or get a money order every time you
- wanted to mail a payment. This option is also costly, not to
- mention inconvenient.
-
- Assuming, then, that you are stuck with a bank for a while, here
- is a little bit of advice. Shop around--different banks charge
- different fees for the same services. Never select an account
- which charges for ATM usage or per-check fees. These days, the
- interest checking account is becoming scarce, but compared to
- monthly service charges, the few cents interest you earn won't
- make much difference. The most important goal is to minimize
- your service charges--take the account with the lowest service
- charge, regardless of the other benefits. An interest-earning
- account is only worth an extra $5 a month if you have enough
- money to make more than $5 a month in interest alone! In spite
- of this, many people pay extra for interest. The banks are well
- aware of this snow-job, and rake in the bucks because of it. We
- all know that the system is set up to benefit only the wealthy.
-
- Here's a tip which will give you two valuable services FREE in
- addition to your checking account, services for which banks
- normally charge you through the nose. They are: 1) overdraft
- protection, and 2) a linked savings account. Overdraft
- protection is essential these days, because banks will hold
- deposits without telling you, then turn around and stop checks
- coming in the same day. Not only do they get to charge you, but
- the person or business to whom you wrote the check gets pissed
- off, since their bank charges them for the returned check as
- well. This has happened to me many times, and usually ends up
- costing about $50 extra all around.
-
- Normally, overdraft protection works like this: you pay a
- monthly or annual fee for the service. Then, if you bounce a
- check, they pay it, but charge you a fee and take it out of your
- overdraft credit line, which you then pay back with interest. So
- they are making money three ways! Recently, some banks have
- been offering a linked saving account. This is a separate
- account, upon which you pay service charges, but which serves a a
- backup in case you bounce a check. There is a monthly fee for
- this linkage, as well as a fee when you bounce a check and they
- take it out of your savings account. Again, they charge you
- three ways.
-
- Here's a simple method which will allow you to benefit from both
- services absolutely free. First, decide on a set amount which
- you can deduct from your income on a regular basis. If you
- really examine your expenses, you will find that you can easily
- sacrifice a few bucks each month. A good figure is 10% of your
- net check each pay period.
-
- Then, immediately after depositing your paycheck and crediting it
- in your checkbook, subtract your reserve amount. Keep a running
- total of these deductions, either in a separate register or on
- the same line of your checkbook. For example:
-
- Date Description Withdrawal Deposit Balance
- =================================================================
- 2/5 paycheck deposit +500.00 650.00
- 2/5 savings = $250 -50.00 600.00
-
- In this example, we have already saved $200, and we added $50 to
- this amount from our current paycheck, totaling $250 in savings
- so far. Your checking balance is really $250 more than shows up
- in your checkbook (a total of $850 in this example). That $250
- is saving without having to pay for a savings account, and it
- provides free overdraft protection in the event of a mistake or
- emergency. And as an added benefit, if you earn interest on your
- account it will increase as your savings increase. (Another
- option is to add this interest back into your savings instead of
- your checking for even more growth.)
-
- A word of caution: this method requires discipline. You must be
- firm in subtracting your deduction from each paycheck. And you
- must treat the balance shown just as if it was your real balance.
- Resist the temptation to say: "well, I actually have $250 more,
- so I'll just dip into that for tonight." Avoid negative balances
- as much as possible. ANd remember, when you balance your banking
- statement, subtract out the savings balance at the end and
- compare it with your checkbook balance. Regular record-keeping
- is essential to successfully beating the system!
-
- If you continue to do this automatically each month, one day you
- will be amazed to find that you have amassed a small fortune in
- savings, and you'll never bounce a check again! I have been
- using this method myself for several months with excellent
- results, when I had always failed to save money before. And you
- may be surprised to find that you are getting along just as well
- as you were before you deducted that small amount from your
- income, especially after getting used to it during the first
- couple of months.
-
- One final tip: banks are huge bureaucracies with idiosyncrasies
- all their own. A long time ago I opened a student account which
- promised "no monthly service charges" if my university paycheck
- was deposited directly. Well, it took me four months of fighting
- with the bank before they finally removed the service charges
- that they weren't supposed to be charging me. Since then I've
- graduated and stopped direct deposit, but I haven't had a single
- service charge on my account yet. Take advantage of the
- loopholes whenever you can.
-
- Just remember, however, that they can change the rules whenever
- they want (for example, my interest rate has been declining
- steadily during the past few years).
-
- Recommended Reading
-
- Clason, George S., The Richest Man in Babylon (New York: Signet,
- 1988). This is the classic guide to saving and investing your
- money wisely.
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